Smartelligent Gigatech Corporation is a revolutionary platform for arts and crafts, neurotic writings, satire, lifestyle and IDEAS. All content on this website is made by hand without the use of ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (apart from the following meme), with a variety of different, usually obsolete tools, with very little automation or outsourcing. The only exceptions are many of the groundbreaking .GIF images seen all over the site, that are provided by the world wide web of interwebz.
At this moment the only product line is a series of neurotic, humoristic, post-ironic t-shirts, ideal for free spirited individuals unhindered by norms and social expectations. Every shirt is unique and different. Our solutions are inspired by Y2K aesthetics, rave culture, 1990's and early 2000's internet, and schizo-posting. All shirts are 99% hand made. Designs are made with either an obsolete photo editing software, or drawn by hand. For bringing these designs to life, I use fabric ink, fabric spray paint, and tie dyeing (the manufacturing process will be changed in the future). All stencils used are also handcrafted with an exacto knife.
WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE FAR FUTURE?
- Memes & Other brainrot
- Low effort comedy? Hopefully on obsolete DVD or even VHS.
- Music
- Politically volatile blog
- Neurotic customer letter and a premium zine
- Smart äly gravity bong bases
- Hundreds of more shirts (that will be much better)
- Smartelligent underground parties (invite only)
- Social media presence (Reddit, Facebook)
- Magnum Opus of smartelligently fixing the world